People talk about looking back and being embarrassed by your middle school/high school self and I’m here being embarrassed by things I did like 3 minutes ago
shelby literally three minutes ago: help im back in my aol chat room days
i woke up at 3 in the morning to write this pun down so i wouldnt forget
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
I would judge, but that would suggest that there’s a way to play “The Sims” that isn’t sociopathic.
just call me fuckin velcro because man do i get attached